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Landen

Landen a guy who loves to spend time with friends. He only has eyes for cars. He enjoys investing his time and money into them as well. A man to show little to no emotion. He’s tall and handsome even though he doesn’t see it.
Landen
by Anonymous.paíge November 4, 2018
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promised land

noun; the place Martin Luther King Jr. spoke about in his famous "I have a dream speech"; a ghetto over flowing with drugs and alcohol
by fiftycent4Life August 23, 2005
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LMAO Land

the land of everything known as lmao...
funny basically lives here year round...
1. Dude!! i went to lmao land yesterday!! it was fucking EPIC!!
2. a rofl-copter is the ruler of lmao land lolz!!
by f3@rl3$$ January 5, 2009
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land shark

The act of leaving a land shark:

Dropping toilet paper pre-duke (the land) and laying down a nice big steamer on top (the shark). A turd casually sunning itself on a TP island waiting for an unsuspecting victim to smell its wrath. An act designed to avoid ass-splash whilst doing your duty and to punish those who follow.
"Man, I went in that gas station bathroom and someone dropped a huge land shark." (ie..find another rest room to rest your toosh 'cuz that bathroom smells like butthole content.)
by MISHELLLIOhohoho September 18, 2012
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Land party

A computer party where people bring their own computer and moniter and link them up to play war games. Land parties usually involve lots of caffeine (and snacks) to be able to stay up all night. It usually ends up being a sleepover.
My older brother and his friends like to geek it out to the max and have a Land party while my parents are outta town.
by MarnieMichelle August 28, 2007
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Leandre

A female name. Leandre's will often love giraffes, mainly because they attract the kind of guy who isn't long in the neck, or anywhere else for that matter, so they are compensating. Sporty, friendly, hard working and just a bit on the nose.
Leandre: Wow, look at how long that giraffes neck is. I wish my man had something that long.
by Paetter February 4, 2010
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land barracuda

A nasty, ugly, and usually old thing who hangs out in bars (especially gay bars) ready to pounce on hot, young patrons. As merciless & fast in their approach as real barracudas are in their feeding.
See that land barracuda over there? Stay away.
by Robert MacKenzie September 11, 2005
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