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last drinks before the thatched cottage

The final alcohol drink with a girl at a bar before you go home and see her pussy (thatched cottage)...
Do you and that girl want a game of pool Baz? No, we're on last drinks before the thatched cottage...
by The man from Bushido Bay November 25, 2021
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last-minute paging-cancel

Refers to the insanely-frustrating act of asking an employee over the PA system to come and assist with something, only to then say, "never mind" a long while afterwards, when said frazzled employee has hastily "dropped everything" and speed-walked almost all the way up to the area where he was asked to present himself.
The last-minute paging-cancel is especially infuriating/draining if the responding employee has had to go through a lot of difficult preparation before heading to his requested locale, such as cleansing his extremely-soiled hands, changing into cleaner/neater attire, setting down a huge armload of items, powering off a complicated piece of equipment, etc.
by QuacksO May 10, 2019
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Lover's Last Gift

When an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend brings over an object of interest to the others house, such as laptop, movie, sweater, etc, and the couple break up before it can be returned to the owner.
Cristina made me cupcakes and brought it in a plastic container. We never ate them all, so she left them in my fridge. We broke up a week later, its my lover's last gift! I'll put it next to the Nintendo 64 from Jacky, and the Prada handbag from Leila
by Theytoldmenottousemyrealname January 16, 2013
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Last word hog

Irritating insecure twerp addicted to having the last word of a discussion or argument - always responding to the concluding remarks of others despite having nothing new or meaningful to say. A sufferer of lastworditis aka last-word syndrome.

A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.
...
she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.

he: At least I don't speak gibberish.

she: Don't get the last word on me.

he: Last word hog!

she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)
by Owen's World August 31, 2016
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last 15

Last 15 minutes of fame. To quote Andy Warhol "In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes".
She has been all over the news again, lets hope this is her last 15.
by TUC2020 February 9, 2018
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Da Vinci's last brush

When you're sitting on the toilette, detaching a poop, which is too long to flush right away, and it falls straight ahead, 12 o'clock, giving your balls a disgusting touch.
"Oh look! Shaquille O'Neal is using some of his Da Vinci's last brush to cover his little sons pimples."
by Benschaminbensch1 April 29, 2018
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