Johnathon

'Johnathon' is completely individual, just like the spelling of his name. He's just too awesome for the conventional spelling, in the same way that he's too awesome to fit the conventional idea of normal in his personality and style. He's tall and handsome and a total tank, wears op shop style clothes and makes them look amazing. He plays basketball and listens to bands most people have never heard of. He's confident, energetic, hilarious and heaps of fun, and has possibly the strangest laugh ever. He's the most loving guy ever, and cares so deeply about everyone. He has a way of seeing people that's different to the way others do- he sees past the front to the brokenness underneath, then somehow manages to see beyond that to beauty; beauty the person can't see themself. He makes people feel special and builds them up with encouragement. He's impossible to forget.

'Do you think Johnathon knows how amazing he is?'

by just_me:) December 15, 2012

John Hopkins

The way dumb people say the name of Johns Hopkins

Person 1: I'm going to John Hopkins

Person 2: Really? Well I guess I won't be seeing you because I'm going to JohnS Hopkins.

by Josh.F July 8, 2011

John Hock

Another stickam famous guy who got so many fans because of his site *pictureyourprize* that gives out hundreds of dollars worth of stuff. He got Amor Hilton pregnant & appeared on stickydrama because of him being a rapist, n00dz getting out, and plenty of that shit.

He's the whole stickam package.

$uper$c3n3k1d: OMFGZ LYKE DID YEW SEE JOHN HOCK ON STICKAM TODAY?~*

I R JESUSLAWLZ: LOLZZZZ OMFGZ YEEEEH! I LYKE WON HIS MACBOOK!11!!!!11

by DFLKAJKFLDSALJK October 4, 2008

john henry

a penis, usually 7-9 inches in length and rather thick, taken from the African American folk hero John Henry, who packed a wallop with both his trusty sledge hammer while working on the rail ways and his own mighty John Henry... as the ladies of the 1800's so fondly put it

"Wow! Look at Sean's John Henry... it's massive!"

"Put John Henry in me... or at least as much of him as you can"

by grifbassking December 18, 2007

John Wayne

"John Wayne" is the term often used to describe the toilet paper issued in the compo rations kit in the military. This is due to the fact that he was "Rough, tough, and he took no shit fron nobody!"

I've got cracking ring sting today, that John Wayne ain't no Andrex!

by alanthepoo October 24, 2005

John Key

A senile old mental patient who escaped the asylum and is now running New Zealand. He needs to be stopped before he cripples the country forever.

John Key is an arse; that's all there is to it.

by Trollbeast August 12, 2012

Jimmy Johnstone (Jinky)

Jimmy Johnstone, or more affectionally known as Jinky by his fans. Was the greatest ever Celtic player, scoring over 162 goals for them in over 500 appearances in the 60's, and was in the 1967 Lisbon Lions (the first British team to win the European Cup). Jinky wore the number 7 shirt, and as a mark of respect, Celtic are currently campaigning for the SFA to allow the whole team to wear his shirt number as a mark of respect during the CIS Cup Final against Dunfermline Athletic.

Jimmy was diagnosed with Motor Neurone disease, a disease that destroys your brain's ability to send nerve messages and wastes your muscles away. After his diagnosis, he became an active campaigner for raising awareness of the disease.

The wee man sadly died at 6am GMT on Monday the 13th March 2006. He will be sadly missed by all.

OMGZ did you see that goal Jinky scored when they played Rangers??!??!?!

Jimmy Johnstone (Jinky) - Greatest Ever Celt - R.I.P wee man

by punkycelt March 27, 2006