New Jersey Devils

Worst hockey team in NHL history Wayne Gretzky once called the devils mickey mouse inferring that they are a childish team and only loved by little children who's brain haven't started growing

The New Jersey Devils are a mickey mouse franchise.

by Jimmy Whehelan March 20, 2017

New Jersey

The grey area between New York City and Philadelphia.

From where I am in New Jersey I can get to Philadelphia in less than a half-hour and New York City in less than 2 hours.

by Mike the Ekim April 12, 2006

New Jersey

The dumping ground for New York City, New Jersey is where all the cultured and educated centers of the United States stick their degenerates. That is why in New Jersey you will find the worst human beings imagineable: guidos, guidettes, snotty pseudo-intellectuals too dumb to make it in the city, and rednecks that would make Alabama jealous. Just imagine every bad kind-of American, and you'll find their twisted, distorted version in New Jersey - it's as if the radiation mutated them into some kind-of supra-hick. Oh, and if you ever meet a JERZY GURL, you will have no choice but to blow your brains out if you ever want peace of mind again - if you don't, every time you close your eyes you'll see some fat-assed spoiled Italian/Irish girl with cheap platinum hair leaning on her steriod-pumped, spiked-haired boyfriend who beats her everyday.

Don't listen to the other comments on this board about New Jersey being a nice place - the only people who think that are people who've never left the state, or hate New Jersey but have given up all hope of ever finding a better life.

"yo, Tony, I just saw some guy who's working hard to make a better life for himself. Let's beat the crap out of him, and then go back to my parents' beachhouse . We can drive there with the Lexus your mom bought you for Easter."

Example demonstrates the lack of education, culture, and self-confidence of New Jersey natives. Also note the resources they have with which to execute their ignorant hatred of anything that makes the United States a decent place to live.

by Mmmmmt June 1, 2005

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Waterproofing contractors that service South Jersey.

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by Paul Thornton November 27, 2007

Jersey

The dirty conglomeration of land that resides South West of NY. It is sometimes known as the Garden State, but I guarantee you won't find a single garden. . .just filth, skanks, and wanna be Guidos and wanna be New Yorkers. There are few exceptions including parts of Northern Jersey which happen to be pretty nice however the Jersey Shore is heavily overrated and Long Island beaches are generally preferred. They have no sports teams worth speaking of except the Devils and the Nets are soon moving to Brooklyn.

Fag: Yo dawg, u from Jersey?

Other guy: Do I look or smell like filth? Fuck no!

Hey Bro you wanna go to the Jersey Shore?

No, I don't want an STD. . .

by EmPireStateOFMiNd December 17, 2009

Jersey Girl

A female born and raised in the state of New Jersey who can be described as a a slut who doesnt show it. normally beautiful but not in search of relationships. just lookin for a good time. 90% of the time they hurt poor young men who dont have experience with girls of this nature. They can be very fun at time but also very dificult at times, but if you are able to deal with them at their worst then you will love them at their best.

"holy shit bro thats definately a jersey girl right there!"
"man i need to find myself a jersey girl"

by KrispyNJ November 10, 2009

Jersey

it may suck to sum people livin here maybe because....they aint hood....dey get G-checked erryday...they get jumped...they white in the wrong hood...or the niggaz just dont gotta life....hate it or Love NJ iz on top..wurd up..JERZEE whea u at...hoLLa atcha boy earlyyyy!!!

big upz to Philly,NY,NC,NC,CA,B-More,MA,FL,VA,H-townn errywhere eLse jusz rep yo hood 1

by Brayzii B May 7, 2005