1 definition by EmPireStateOFMiNd
The dirty conglomeration of land that resides South West of NY. It is sometimes known as the Garden State, but I guarantee you won't find a single garden. . .just filth, skanks, and wanna be Guidos and wanna be New Yorkers. There are few exceptions including parts of Northern Jersey which happen to be pretty nice however the Jersey Shore is heavily overrated and Long Island beaches are generally preferred. They have no sports teams worth speaking of except the Devils and the Nets are soon moving to Brooklyn.
Fag: Yo dawg, u from Jersey?
Other guy: Do I look or smell like filth? Fuck no!
Hey Bro you wanna go to the Jersey Shore?
No, I don't want an STD. . .
Other guy: Do I look or smell like filth? Fuck no!
Hey Bro you wanna go to the Jersey Shore?
No, I don't want an STD. . .
by EmPireStateOFMiNd December 18, 2009