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Jeff

A cunt that suck cock for living
Hey jeff
by dtedyredered May 20, 2019
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Jeff

by anjfbil May 13, 2015
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Jeffel

A dingleberry stuck in the anus which can only be extracted with a complicated surgical procedure entailing a scalpel, a vacuum and a bio hazzard suit
the jeffel procedure left me sum anal scars
by bonerific August 15, 2008
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Jeffin' Around (To Jeff)

To hang around the Pennsauken track team and have your colon ruptured by them several times. Also, to be hated by one's father simultaneously. In another sense, the colon the ruptred is ruptured by the Terminator - see "industrial steel colon".
Look at the douche, he's Jeffin' around (to jeff), he's gonna have to be in the hospital for a rectal doctor for 3 months!
by dbsb June 6, 2011
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Jeff Hardy

Became successful once again by giving up drugs, stopping his artistic gimmick / ''lifestyle'' and by getting into bodybuilding / eatting very, very clean. His new found creativity began to show up in his work ethic, opposed to his, imagination.
Chris: Jeff, get off the drugs, would you?!

Jeff Hardy: What drugs... haven't cha read Thompson? How about any other great writers?

Chris: Those were the downfalls of these people. Quit downfalling because you're worried about what might happen. You're going to have waaaaaaaay too many health problems when you get older, and a very small bank account.That isn't going to make you a profound philosopher, artist, of born again Christian. Just a jackass! Get your shit together!
by The Future is not now, but in. November 8, 2011
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touchdown jeff

the phrase used to describe jeffs ability to score many touchdowns. it is rumored that defenders are scared to tackle him or just cant get their arms around his large glutes. they may also be mesmorized by the jiggling of his hamstrings.
guy 1-and another td for touchdown jeff!
guy 2- no man that was fatassler.
by fatassler34 February 7, 2010
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jazzy jeff

1. will smith's best friend in fresh prince of bell air
2. to ejaculate
3. some one who's the shit
You think you're jazzy jeff don't you? How about I jazzy jeff in yo mouth?
by BAG-HEAD! August 9, 2006
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