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by Vloskskais June 5, 2018
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Jacobs have no penis, they have vaginas. This is because in reality, they are all a bunch of girls.
. they smell like fish
. they steal your pop tops
. they fart in your face
. they sleep with your mothers
Jacobs have no penis, they have vaginas. This is because in reality, they are all a bunch of girls.
by ApuNahas March 28, 2013
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by bb123mike1 March 25, 2017
Get the jacob mug.Jacob, jacob, jacob. Where do I even begin. So kind, compassionate, funny, thoughtful, and has the most beautiful bluish greenish eyes you are guaranteed to melt when you look at him. Really has a way of making you feel super loved and important. Always there when you need him, knows exactly what to say, and when he holds you, you feel like the rest of the world disappears. You want to spend as much time with him as you possibly can. Aside from being the best friend you will ever have in your life, he's also the best boyfriend in the world. It is very hard not to fall in love with him. Gives the best kisses and really knows how to rev an engine if ya know what I mean. In short, I simply cannot imagine a world without him in it. Consider yourself blessed if you know a Jacob.
by Liza Malinowski July 31, 2018
Get the Jacob mug.Jacob Geller is a YouTuber who joined the site on Dec 1, 2008 but began uploading his content today a year ago. He makes videos on topics such as philosophy and politics and intertwines the topics with video games in a unique and interesting way that feels organic and personal.
Quotes from Jacob Geller's videos:
"They say graphics aren't important, but every game I've ever played had them"
"Now in 2019, you wouldn't design one (a school) without a way for a kid to get away from an active shooter."
"You'd rather have it to be safe, right?"
"Big beefy bro's."
"We see games as utility first."
"Oddly those weird corners, the ones least useful to gameplay, felt the most legitimate."
"They say graphics aren't important, but every game I've ever played had them"
"Now in 2019, you wouldn't design one (a school) without a way for a kid to get away from an active shooter."
"You'd rather have it to be safe, right?"
"Big beefy bro's."
"We see games as utility first."
"Oddly those weird corners, the ones least useful to gameplay, felt the most legitimate."
by creeperarmy100 April 16, 2020
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Jacob pelky and jacob cain sleep together at night wile they give each other milk and cookies. Never use condoms.
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John: Hey Andy, have you been to Jacobs Field lately?
Andy: Yeah, I went there last week. After the rain delay I watched them take the tarp off of the field.
Andy: Yeah, I went there last week. After the rain delay I watched them take the tarp off of the field.
by Tommy Toolio May 18, 2005
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