Jason

A friendly Canadian with a love for BMW’s. Enjoys homegrown tomatoes, fireball, and falling in showers.

All around good buddy.

Hear that engine? It must be a Jason driving up.

by Canadian bacon 🥓 May 24, 2020

Jason

The greatest of all potatoes; King Spuducus

At a young age, Jason was a human looking for the meaning of life. Then he came across a magic potato tree. He ate a potato and was crowned King Spuducus for asserting his dominance over all the other potatoes.

by anonymous October 18, 2021

Jason

Probably likes sonic.

Me: Jason Likes Sonic
Jason: True

by Jasonisafurry August 4, 2021

Jason Cibrin

Is sum typa dude who cries like a little "cb" naw cry baby for the sake of having a girlfriend. So that being said if not girls anymore then itz niggaz scaring the hell outta us tryna fight like a lil g so he can suck billions of niggaz dicks in 10 minutes. Whenever he cries like a lil "cb" then its Cherokee the latina porn star or Holloman-Neff becauze of their nice decorations of the sweet toes. Mr Warren now said do not fuck go eat your hamburger from McDonalds.

Friend-Whats good ma nigga?
Moe- Damn str8 waz gud ma Lil broski??
Friend- I gotta show you this funny ass shyt yo Tye Himmler is high.

Moe- I am ready for this hype. This dude is no longer fuckin bitches for his entire lifetime
Friend-Jason Cibrin is about to do that Kane aka Glenn Jacobs shit on the shower with his nipples and he bout to shave off his head bald.

by _;) December 26, 2021

Jason

Jason is tall and skinny has is strong. He likes to fight. He likes this on girl named Kendall and can't get over girls he likes. Has brown hair and plays sports and a trumpet. Is smart and good looking.

Jason is smart.

by Avdoc November 7, 2018

Jason Schram

A bald headed man who is a very fast driver and won’t let anyone push him around.

That Jason Schram is a crazy boy

by Google34Google May 5, 2018

jason

the textbook definition of slow

“hey did you here about jason?”

“oh yeah, the slow kid right”

by lmfaoao September 18, 2021