Jarred

smallest penis around , Can crank in Fortnite , has boat , 2014 Honda civic , suck a Njoy pod down in a hour , can get you a pizza delivered in 30 mins or less , can build a pc , dates girls and turns them fully lesbian after ( i count 4 ) , has a cat , owns fish , plays baseball and basketball , actually turns out he can read and he's not from the vine , accidentally got 2 fucking r's .

good person doesn't shoot any places up

ayo that that nigga named jarred

by madszerox December 14, 2021

Jayed

Very good

This is jayed

by mistaMogus January 13, 2022

Jawed Karim

An American software engineer and Internet entrepreneur. Known for uploading the first video on YouTube known as "Me at the zoo". He's also disappointed in YouTube for removing the dislike button, which really says something considering he's one of the founding fathers.

"When every YouTuber agrees that removing the dislike button is a stupid idea, it probably is. Try again, YouTube." -Jawed Karim

by BadlyDrawnMedievalLion January 18, 2022

jaded

bored or lacking enthusiasm, typically after having had too much of something.

"meals to tempt the most jaded appetites"

by B3x9n February 7, 2022

JALED

JALED is the name of the most famous gang and the most famous kebabbaro.

j: "AOOO ATTENTO CHE ARRIVA JALED E LA GANGA!!!!"
r: "OH NO JALED IL KEBABBARO"

by JALED THE REAL ONE February 13, 2022

jaled

jaled= leader of the gang del boschetto
jaled= kebabbaro
jaled= pushin P

r:" HEY JALED, WHERE'S UR GANG?"
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A: "UEE JALED, CAN U MAKE ME A KEBAB?"
jaled: "NO FUCKING IDIOT"
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s: "JALED IS A REAL ONE, PUSHIN P"

by JALED THE REAL ONE February 13, 2022

jarad p

jarad penfold is the best person in the whole world, i love him so much. he gets all the ladies

gyal 1: omg his hair is so nice who’s that
gyal 2: that’s jarad penisfold, back off my man!
gyal 1: fym your man?? that’s our man!! i want him too
gyal 1 and gyal 2: Fighting noises

by sexywoggyal69 February 25, 2022