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Jackson

A Jackson is super tall (6'something) with brown hair and eyes, a large nose and mouth. Super annoying and thinks he's really cool but is really a nerd who gets whatever he wants. He is pompous and rejects breaking up with his ex. He has a little sister and acts like a third grader. Not loyal and a player.
He is such a Jackson!
by greenteah August 29, 2014
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Rampage Jackson

To coach the Ultimate fighter and talk alot of shit you can't back up, then realizing this, retire and make an A-Team movie so that Rashad Evans doesnt knock your ass out.
Wow that bitch got scared and pulled a Rampage Jackson
by australirish October 17, 2009
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Jackson

usually has a huge fucking dick. Biggest dick in the whole world.
Oh yeah thats Jackson. He's got a huge dick.
by asspwipe69420 February 13, 2017
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Jackson pollack

dude, i have to Jackson Pollack really bad, but i'm at my girlfriends house . . . shit

it is most commonly used when discussing past events. for instance: I hope you just jackson pollacked as intensely as i did. it must have been all the beer that did us in.
by beadsandark May 19, 2009
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Jacksonville

The 5th 'greatest' city in the world. Here are the many reasons you need to pack your suitcase and move to the (904)

1) Beaches everywhere

2) A horrible foot ball team that makes you feel good enough about yourself that you could play in the NFL.

3) The only natural disasters that we have are intense heat waves

4)Skips all the shitty seasons
5)Consumers are able to get everything shipped due to the geographical location and the vast number of ports and airports. Get a job at Fedex you bum

6)With the numerous military bases we employ 30,000 Active duty soldiers

7)Ray Charles, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Limp Bizkit, The Allman Brothers Band. And countless heavy medal bands all made their start in Jax.

Honestly, this city is a cheaper version of a California city with all the perks at half the cost.
"Where could I move? San Fran?"
"Dude.... no Jacksonville is so much better in every single way."
by SmartestAss January 10, 2016
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Jackson 5 It

The mundane act of counting, or going through the alphabet from start to finish in order to achieve an everyday task. The term was coined from the song lyrics to the Jackson 5 song 'ABC'. Also known as 'Jackson 5'ing It'.
"I don't want to be Jackson 5'ing It until I get to the end of the alphabet."

"Don't make me 'Jackson 5 It' from 1 to 100."
by arkanis50 January 12, 2008
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Action Jackson

One who enjoys flashing his body hair in the back corner of 9th grade social studies...then shaving it all off when he gets bored.
by Ryan-Marie April 21, 2003
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