Italians 

White people with a tan that live in Italy. They are not the smartest mathematically, but are creative. People think they're the best for who knows what reason, and they were the Mexicans of the past. Everyone in NJ is part Italian, and they all brag how Italian they are because of that 8.125% in their blood. People are obsessed with their food and believe it gives your mouth an orgasm.

Guy that thinks hes italian: OMG! Italians are the best! ITALIANO 4 LIFE!

Italian: Vaffanculo.

Italians by degodego wopwop June 26, 2008

Italian 

(N)- One who posseses a great deal of irrational anger; one who is easily infuriated; one who yeilds an extreme amount of self and national pride; one with dark hair, a mustache, a large stomach, and a great deal of body hair.
(Adj)- Having a low level of tolerance; having extreme and seemingly irrational anger; having an extreme level of respect and interest for the country of Italy; being covered in dark, coarse body hair.
(V)- To lash out on someone verbally or physically as an expression of anger or as a means to assert dominance.

The Italian lashed out on his wife for forgetting to display an Italian flag on the wall at meal-time.

Dude, my dad went all Italian on me after he saw that I got all F's on my report card.

Hey, lets go Italian that French punk over there until he cries.

Italian by Gordo0001 January 16, 2009

greasy assed italian mofo 

basically a person who is italian and enjoys italain showers

"Friggin Filice, what a greasy assed italian mofo!"

greasy assed italian mofo by tamantha forsythia December 25, 2003

Italian Coathanger 

It's when the girl is on all fours and the guy is doing a handstand doing doggystyle on her.

"After making her bleed last night with an italian coathanger, my arms were tired"

Italian Coathanger by Robert Pan May 22, 2006

Italian Curse 

Italian men average about 5'5 to 5'9, and tend to have smaller genital parts. So they try to compensate that with wearing flashy close and expensive cars!

Look at that car, oh never mind, look hes italian you know hes only driving that because he has the italian curse and is trying to make up for his small package!

Italian Curse by pstar692002 January 7, 2010

italian 

italians are filthy greasy womanizers who cant even go to the library and pry open a book with their little sausage fingers and see the beauty of other cultures instead of stereotypically judging all of them. stupid wop dagos.

Italian: you fucking looking at me?

italian by BlueScholar March 20, 2010

Italian Job 

A hand job given in the same manner and with the same delicacy that one sips a cup of espresso. Better if accompanied by a pinky-ring, thus an Italian Job.

Yo! Bitch worked my nob like she was hitting an after dinner espresso, must have thought she was giving an Italian Job.

Italian Job by Dave Morrison February 6, 2008