internet stalk

v. The process of finding an address of a person by first searching AnyWho's reverse directory by the person's last name, then using the address and phone number found to plug into MapQuest in order to obtain directions.

n. +er (Internet Stalker). a person who uses the said process to get to a person's house.

Person 1: How do i get to your house?
Person 2: Oh, just internet stalk it.

Person: Uhhh, what are you doing at my house, you internet stalker?

by muchluv June 27, 2005

high speed internet

much like DSLs, but a more general term

Damn, did you see that bitch?
Yeah, she had some hig speed internet.

by bob the duck March 24, 2004

Internet

Thee who oposes thy lord, without cable thy shall fail. With 56k they shall fall, where art thou oc-192.

by Brad July 29, 2003

lol internet

The 100,000th post (called a GET) on 4chan.org. It's also commonly referred to on YTMND.com, a website notorious for using memes and fads from 4chan. On YTMND, the phrase is in a speech bubble uttered by Ronal McDonald while riding in a car with the background zooming by. Several version of this have been made with other characters in other vehicles.

Did you see that new "lol internet" YTMND?
Yeah they totally stole that crap from 4chan.

by Jimmy July 31, 2006

internet banging

To act harder than you really are over the internet, or phone.

Buster: Yo holmes, im gunna whip you ass!

Casper: Simon? I'll meet you at West Park on South Central blvd and Alondra.

Buster: Your not worth my time. Or Your not worth it.

Casper: Then quit wasting my time internet banging, leva! I got a bullet for you, next time I see you, punk chabala.

by 1Casper3 January 25, 2009

internet

it is the inter netting of your swimming trunks that adds comfort.

have you guys hear of this internet thing? its the inter netting of your swim trunks to add suggle comfort.

by boymandudeguyelleven August 4, 2005

internet stalker

A (usually) tragic male in his late 30s - 40s who spends all his free time hiding from reality whilst he chases girls/women using Internet chat rooms. Will often have deep seated emotional problems and possible peadophile tendencies (as well as a much receded hairline). An artful groomer who is too ashamed of himself to go down a nightclub and meet women like the rest of humanity.

I'm 6ft 2" with a full head of hair. I drive a sports car and am extremely virile. What are you wearing? Huh Huh Huh.

Oh you filthy Internet stalker!

by Kendo Endo September 28, 2006