poor man's pot

when you get high off of fumes, or something not intended to get high off

"Why you gotta be sniffing the poor man's pot(sharpie), get some reeal stuff"

by whaz up wit it? December 11, 2007

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haddock honey pot

The area between a lady's thighs that can be a tad whiffy (and sometimes leaving snail trails!!) see flange

Hello luv can I squirt my chunky tartare sauce up your haddock honey pot later?

by Spinky October 8, 2003

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ball pot wank

Wanking while sticking a couple of fingers up your own arse. Sort of like a manual simulation of taking the central role in a no-handed conga, or being the meat in a man sandwich.

Euggh what's that under your fingernails? Oh sorry I got carried away and had a ball pot wank last night.

by Bearded Clam December 9, 2008

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Dutch crock-pot

While your partner is eating your asshole, proceed to plug their nose and release flatulence, resulting in the popping of their ears. It's a real mind blowing experience.

Dude, I got my girlfriend to toss my salad and decided it was time to give her a dutch crock-pot. It totally blew her mind.

by LoganhJaredm September 22, 2010

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Croatian Crock Pot

When you shit in a chick's pussy and sew it up overnight. The next day, you open it up and fuck it with pleasure.

Steve: Hey douchebag, i gave my chick a croatian crock pot last night.

Rick: Ahh shit man, i'm so jealous.

Steve: Yeah, it was delightful

by Hubbapalooza April 22, 2010

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When you are having aggressive sex with a girl, and smoking a cigarette at the same time. Right as the male is about to ejaculate, he puts the ciggerette out on her clitoris, then proceeds to cum on the burn.

I just bought a pack of Paul malls to use for a Dusty Crock pot on my girlfriend tonight.

I think menthol cigarettes feel better during a Dusty Crock Pot.

by Crimsontears7357 June 12, 2015

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