The most unfaithfulness unloyal, vile creatures on the planet. They’re so toxic, even their hairlines don’t wanna be around them. Don’t ever get with a hanini man.
by Mindyafuckingbusiness November 22, 2021

The worst qualities of a mountain man are often associated with granola boyfriends. However, mountain men bring it to another level (get it bc mountains are high). They wear classic red flannel, cargo pants and combat boots. Their natural habitats are huts, ditches or even igloos. Favorite activities include hunting (w/o permits) and fishing because they really like their meat ;). Physical appearances often includes a man bun and long merlin beards. Also mistaken for lumberjacks. They're ready to drink whisky at anytime of the day with their best friend Balto (hunting dog b/c people such) by their side.
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by TrueBlueHue1 August 27, 2023

men who paint their nail, wear makeup, and put on dresses. What happened to men being into manly thing? you know what i'm into? big, beefy, buff, burly, sweaty men with big cock.
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