holderness

A prep school in newengland that since the dawn of time has had there ass handed to them by Tabor academy

Hey! you go to holderness right?... i'm sorry

by creator January 14, 2005

Hold on a mango

A phrase used when someone needs to complete a multitude of tasks before doing something else. Such as going to the bathroom, settling family quarrels, grabbing food, changing clothes, put on cosmetics, make a sandwich, finish homework, grab a beer, do chores, etc. One mango of time can depend on the person; fairly quick or a long, long time.

Friend: "Hey bro, you wanna go the basketball court and shoot some hoops?"

You: "For sure man, just hold on a mango. I gotta finish up some stuff real quick."

by Mangomasochist December 19, 2011

holdjob

The act of firmly gripping a sexual partners testicles and the base of their penis while they masturbate. Moaning suggested

Ashleigh sweetly proclaimed the signifigance of my cock hile she performed a holdjob.

by Marco Zach January 11, 2012

hold my beef

A phrase used when someone won't stop irritating you.

Jessy: You're whack man, just quit the game.

Jack: Nah man, hold my beef.

by MyNeckMyBackMyCookisAndMySnack October 7, 2016

hold your roll

Someone who actually means Slow Your Roll and *just* misses it

A: Hold your roll, man!
B: Don't you mean slow your roll?
A: Shit.

by TSFAO February 20, 2017

Hold my clipboard

Professional version of hold my beer. Words to say to a friend before willingly initiating a situation that holds the potential to end very well or very poorly.

I have a solution to this, but it's pretty ballsy and it kind of takes a crap on the current solution my boss put in place.

I'm going to do it. Ed, hold my clipboard.

by J *Star November 27, 2017

holden janzen

A noob

Oh he's so Holden janzen

by Holden Janzen December 8, 2017