hand fart

A farting sound produced by clasping both hands together so that air is trapped between the palms, then squeezing so that the air must escape by vibrating the skin of the palms. This can also be produced by pulling air back into one's hands after the air has been squeezed out. Some people are so 'talented' at this that they can play rather complex music with it. One who is skilled at producing hand farts is called a 'manualist'.

Whoa! That guy just played the Star Wars imperial march with hand farts!

by I'm *so* not admitting that. December 24, 2008

Fast hands

Someone who can jerk his dick off at extreme speeds

Emma: wow u jerk so fast with your lefty
George: yeah, because I got those fast hands buddy

by George_Savage November 22, 2015

Dead Hand

Male or female masturbation with a hand that is numb from being sat on or some similar blood flow restriction

I had a Dead hand wank when I woke up and found my hand was numb

by InterestedGeek March 10, 2010

Hand job

to masturbate, usually to masturbate someone else to the point of orgasm. usually used for guys, but girls can be given hand jobs too. wheee!

josie got sick of always bending over for her man, so she taught him how to give killer hand jobs to keep the score even.

by dagger_grrl October 11, 2003

The pimp hand

The act of slapping a person generally of the opposite hand, also used to establish dominance over a person with a swift, strong hand to slap them.

"Ey tyrone still givin shit"
"Yo know it i had to give dat shithead the pimp hand

by Be a man and eat that steak. August 2, 2016

bachelor hand

A Texas Hold'em starting hand of a Jack and King offsuit.

From "Jack-King-Off(suit)".

He should've stayed in with that bachelor hand.

by Josh556 July 28, 2007

break hand

to wank or to masterbate

john break hand over his sister's best friend

by jz and xteec August 10, 2007