pump action porridge gun

a penis, so called as it 1) requires a back and forth action that resmebles that of a pump action shotgun 2) for some semen looks like porridge? 3) it shoots it everywhere like a gun

he has a massive pump action porridge gun, hes slung like a horse

pump action porridge gun by barclay shabba May 6, 2008

Squirt Gun 

Girl who squirts several times during intercourse.

Jennifer was a squirt gun last night during sex.

Squirt Gun by Squirt.Gun.Owner October 17, 2010

Hot Glue Gun

Penis. The word stemmed from "Hot Glue" which was slang for semen. It was a natural progression. Sometimes abbreviated H.G.G.

"And then... I stuck my hot glue gun in there REAL hard!"

Hot Glue Gun by k101 December 26, 2009

MACHINE GUN 

rapid succession of ballistic farts. see also shooting bunnies.

put that machine gun away dude

MACHINE GUN by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

love gun 

two fingers in the pink, one finger in the stink

"what do you mean your honor, it was only a love gun!"

love gun by ROB $ October 27, 2004

Machete Gun 

n. A large gun that shoots machetes. Many people are under the impression that this formidable weapon was used in the Vietnam War. Two versions are known to be in existence:
1.) the rapid fire machine machete gun; which can shoot up to 3 machetes per second.
2.) the sport/recreational version; more commonly available to the general population, this one must be manually loaded and cannot fire more than one blade at a time.

if you are looking to buy said weapon, keep in mind that ammo is extremely expensive.

"Dude, Kelli is such a bitch, i'd love to shank her with a freakin' machete gun!"

"Go kill yourself with a machete gun."

Machete Gun by xxGeorgina August 22, 2007

rape gun 

When the word rape isn't violent enough.

Person 1: How do you feel about Paris Hilton?
Person 2: Rape Gun

rape gun by Mattattat September 19, 2007