grass

something you should touch because you sit on your $100 desktop setup at 5 fps tryharding soooooooo hard you caused a flood.

timmy: plays for 699 hours on fortnight*
mum: get your musty dusty fusty ass off that computer and touch that grass timmy
timmy:not even in your dreams
mum:gets the belt*
timmy:OKOK chill
timmy:brings the setup outside and plays*
mom: facepalms*

by your local unnormal person September 11, 2022

Grass

Something people who "define" real-life names and/or slap sexual "definitions" on non-sexual terms that aren't at all used in a sexual manner need to touch.

"I defined cake as (insert weird ass fetish involving female genitalia and orgasms) and I put a definition for 'Freddy', 'Anna', 'Claire', 'Noah', (insert a thousand more names here) and even went the extra mile to put '(real definition)' in front of all of these terms cuz they are very super (not) real definitions."

"Bruh delete all these fake definitions and touch grass. I'd be shocked if you lose your virginity without committing rape."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 14, 2022

Grass

Snitch a daniel or ruff a short round

A metal detecting nonce

I can’t beleive he’s grassed again,what a bogroll
What a woo woo piece if shit

by Fannyrammer81 September 18, 2022

GRASS

Something you should touch.

"Go touch some grass."

by Writing's not easy. That's why October 1, 2022

grass hopper

a minecraft hopper made of grass that contains a grasshopper

a grasshopper jumped out of the grass hopper

by The dragon who does stuff here August 16, 2022

Grass

The green thing outside on the ground that you should go touch

p 1: did you hear that Alfred has been playing minecraft for 3 days straight
p 2: wow
p 1: he should really go touch some grass
p 2: agreed

by picklses August 27, 2022

grass lighting

Its gas light buy with weed

you are tricking a person changing there outlook because they are smoking weed

Rosita Jim is Grass lighting you

by mushroomjoint November 21, 2022