going awol

"Absence with out leave" it is most commonly used in the US military and government civilian jobs

Mike has been going AWOL this week.

by 925Adams July 16, 2014

The Growing Pains Paradox

This is when you find yourself staying up late to do something that seems like a good idea at the time, but you regret it in the morning. Most commonly this occurs during television watching.

Commedian Jim Gaffigan has brought this issue to light during his stand up routines. In particular, Gaffigan goes into detail about staying up late to watch a Growing Pains marathon. This seems like a great idea at the time, but upon waking up...Growing Pains wasn't such a good idea afterall.

So essentially The Growing Pains Paradox is staying up late for anything that seems like a good idea in the evening. However, due to the lack of sleep you regret the decision in the morning.

"Uggh, why did I stay up last night watching a marathon of Ninja Warrior? I hate The Growing Pains Paradox!"

by Danger33 May 9, 2009

going south

A poker term used when a player at a cash table changes out their winnings and comes back with their original buy-in, ensuring the protection of their profits. Frowned upon and considered "dirty" as it takes away the chance for other players to win their money back.

"Hey, did you see that episode of High Stakes Poker? Everyone got on Freddy Deeb's case when they suspected him of going south in the middle of the show."

by Wilkin April 15, 2008

going man beast

Is a term used to describe a teen that didn't just hit puberty, he beat the shit out of it. When a person is called man beast, it is usually because he hit puberty before a lot of other teens.

Person : "Dang dude. You used to be all fat, but now your freakin ripped. Your going man beast! "

by Lalalalala69 February 24, 2014

Going Down

A term commonly used when engaging in sexual intercourse.

I am going down on my girlfriend right now.

by lol.lol.lol.lol January 11, 2011

going down the donkey trail

When a heterosexual woman is ready to take the plunge and go down on another woman.

Jessica said even though she enjoys strip clubs, she's not ready for going down the donkey trail.

by Leo VaJJ March 29, 2011

Going Turkey

1. Upgrade of going ham. Why? Because you can get good ham any day of the week, great turkey you get once a year.

2. When white people go "all out"

3. Originated from CoD: Black Ops Zombies by N. Fountain and B. Schaut

"Damn! you just went turkey on all them!"

On CoD 30-5 "Im going turkey!"

by N Fountain July 7, 2011