silly goose

when someone is being silly

Astrid, you silly goose - random teacher I overheard in the hallway once

by wee.wee.man July 28, 2020

goose launcher

When a woman shoves a spherical object into her vagina or ass then cannon ball launches it into her significant others face

“Bro my teeth still hurt from that goose launcher becky shot at me last night”

by wooshoe August 6, 2020

goose-gasm

When you make a person cum so hard they make a goose or duck noise.

Bro, i made my girl goose-gasm so hard the dog started barking.

by Blastnoice August 20, 2020

goose herpes

You know how fucking annoying a fucking goose is? You know how you can't get rid of herpes? Now imagine an orney, foul fowl with a bad case of distemper and covered in puss filled herpes sores. That won't go away, that will attach you and thus transmit the goose herpes to you. As your body slowly succumbs to the ravages of disease your hunger for bits of bread only increases along with your hatred of all mankind. Soon the transformation will be complete and you shall know unbounded hatred! HONK!

Damn, that bitch fucking nasty, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.

Shit, at least she doesn't have goose herpes like your mom.

by Maxwell Haus August 26, 2020

Dog Goose

Goose is corbins dog, goose is a black lab and the best dog you can ever ask for.

I love my Dog Goose

by The idot September 12, 2020

Goose Necking

When the opposite sex comes on to you with normally a opposing sex saying that is taken as Innuendo for something sexual.

my gf and I were watching this movie, discussing how it was about tried alternative sexualities, and got to that line
"HE'S ON OUR TAIL COMING HARD". -Goose Necking over F14

by StragArk September 18, 2020

Goose

(Australian) ;-An Idiot-or Fool. (A Dickhead).

"He's a Goose"

by sachabinky September 20, 2020