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Gooning

watching a GunnarTVLive stream on Twitch
person 1: hey what are you doing tonight?

person 2: i'm gooning tonight
by woodziee February 8, 2024
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Goon

A racist: Look at that absolute GOON over there

The goon in question: nigga what?
by Thatsuperkewldude June 6, 2023
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Gooning

The act of dismissing or undermining valid criticism of a piece of media by accusing the critic of being dishonest, biased, or acting in bad faith, often paired with an exaggerated or uncritical defense of the media. Frequently accompanied by exaggerated claims that critics are “censoring” or that their critique poses a threat to discourse, this behavior is often used to justify retaliatory actions against critics.
Person A: “I think the pacing of this show is really off, and the dialogue feels unnatural. It’s not as good as people are making it out to be.”

Person B: “Wow, so you just hate fun, huh? You’re probably one of those people who’s just here to tear things down for clout. Maybe stop trying to ruin it for the rest of us.”

Person A: “I’m not trying to ruin anything; I’m just giving my opinion.”

Person B: “No, you’re just being a bad-faith hater. People like you are the reason creators can’t take risks anymore. Honestly, criticism like this is toxic and borders on censorship.”

Person A: “Okay, now you’re just gooning. I’m giving a valid critique, and you’re accusing me of bad faith to shut me up.”

In this scenario, Person B uses gooning to deflect the critique, accusing Person A of dishonesty and framing the criticism as harmful or toxic to the discourse. Person A calls out the behavior as gooning to highlight the manipulative tactic being used.
by Snarkitect November 24, 2024
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by Ohio_Bloodclart February 26, 2025
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Goon Slap

To carelessly and utterly decimate an opponent that is much less skilled.

Alternative word to Seal Clubbing.
1. He just kept coming at me and I gave him the goon slap.

2. Wow, I just got goon slapped.
by MagicMahn January 9, 2022
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Goon Bud

a buddy that you goon with. At the surface level, it's a male friend that you have over to jerk off and edge to porn for hours with. However, goon buds often develop into much more, with the porn addiction rotting the gooners' brains until they feel the desire to act out the acts they've watched on each other.
I'm having my goon bud over and we're going to goon all night long!

I sat on my goon bud's dick and rode it until it destroyed my brain.
by kcekjm1997 December 16, 2023
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goon

a nickname my bff made me!! his nickname is princess or pretty boy 😁👍
shut up goon”
by trystan the goon November 22, 2021
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