gooting

rolling up a flag (usually an American one) and shoving it where the sun don't shine

Friend 1: Hey! Wanna go gooting? Flags are half off!
Friend 2: Sure! Just tell me when and where and i’ll be there!
Friend 1: Love you man!
Friend 2: Love you too bro!

by silliguy May 22, 2024

Gouting

To cut off someone’s fingers or toes and stick them in your holes. The amount of fingers or toes you can fit inside you is called a gecord.

“Yo bro we’re gonna go Gouting this afternoon, you wanna come with”

“Nah, I already have the gecord.

by RPissOnYa January 4, 2025

Goblin hack

Attempting something you’re not qualified to do

“I just goblin hacked the paint job on my car”
“My ISP said I need an onsite technician to get internet access, but imma just goblin hack this shit”
“I feel like doing something illegal but I’m just gonna go goblin hacking, instead”

by MontyHill009 April 2, 2026

goblin cobbler

something that is really stupid/unreasonable, but also insanely godly to comprehend.

"boy you look like goblin cobbler"

by Bluesonic420 April 5, 2026

Goblinotosis

When you hear the word "Goblin" your mind will automatically think of the the second studio album cover and major label debut album by the American rapper Tyler, the Creator. It features a edited photo of Buffalo Bill.

"Hey man did you go-" "GOBLIN. GO-GOBLIN." "Aw man, he has a bad case of GOBLINOTOSIS"

by nreiu March 13, 2025

Goblin Lampshade

The act of stretching your scrotum to have a ball covering each eye of your partner.

Instead of a blindfold, I gave my wife a nice goblin lampshade.

by Ainur March 25, 2025

Goblin mode

When you start twitching and open your eyes wide and blink weird because you snorted coke before starting stream.

Ethan visibly went Goblin mode on stream today

by ContextPuke April 18, 2025