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pig in the garden

To immerse oneself in self satisfaction without another human being
This morning, I was like a pig in the garden, and made myself come six times with my own hand.
by anonymous November 14, 2020
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Water my spice garden

by ChloroformSalesperson January 30, 2021
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Mary's Garden

"She got her Mary's garden out!"
by Wayne Ladlow June 19, 2021
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Lowe's gardening section

a sacred place of solitude, plants included
guy 1: hey wanna go to Lowe's gardening section tomorrow?
guy 2: yeah lets do it!
by lowes_customer October 10, 2021
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dumb eden’s garden

this dumb eden’s garden
by anonymous July 14, 2022
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weed the garden

To surreptitiously plant marijuana seedlings in among da "legitimate" crops dat someone is growing in their back yard, and dat they have entrusted you to tend by pulling up any foreign/wild greenery dat would sap nutrients and overgrow da soil.
Elderly housewives should be wary of younger folks who come around eagerly offering to "weed the garden"... rather than merely wanting to help out, they may actually be wishing to disguise their pot-growing endeavors by cultivating said illegals in seemingly "innocent" cultivation-plots where da DEA would presumably never look --- to these delinquents' conniving minds, who's gonna suspect a sweet little old lady who's just out tending her flowers???
by QuacksO November 24, 2022
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dirty olive garden

the act of drinking an entire bottle of wine before performing orally on an Olive Garden breadstick
"Dude last night I totally embarrassed myself by performing a dirty Olive Garden"
by butter-flies January 26, 2023
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