eviesexual

Into big batty black men (preferably sweaty)

Bro I’m so down bad for dayquan I’m eviesexual fr

by Ballsakimbo January 6, 2023

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Evil Wizard

Evil Wizard is a character in Uncle Grandpa who is inherently (as the name suggests) evil.

Steve: Hey, did you see the new Evil Wizard segment on Uncle Grandpa last night?

by Gobo IV January 28, 2023

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/evil

The tone tag that is used when a person says a sentence with evil tones/evil intentions.
Can also be used by abbreviating to "/e".

"I bought us two tickets to go see The Super Mario Bros movie this Saturday!/evil"
"What does that mean?"
"I intend to throw hot dogs at the screen"

by jamiefinns February 27, 2023

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enilson

me, idk what the mf above is on but dat shii ain’t it

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by iblislucy March 25, 2023

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One that is perceived by the majority as doing things that are morally in error. In an analyst, such as myself’s, perspective, however, it is meaningless, because we think logically we understand that an evil man is only evil because of people’s moral judgement.

I have heard it said that evil is only a point of view. The villain is always the hero in their own story. And the definitions of "wrong" and "right" ever shift on the inconstant tides of human morality. But can such measures even be said to apply to me? I am clarity. I am necessity. I am inevitability. But am I evil?
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by DefenseAnalyticsNetwork July 9, 2023

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Evil

Right but if he ASKED and you had the means to give to him.... Wouldn't you just give it to him? I mean, it's the difference between murder and manslaughter. And you can say "Well, manslaughter is still a crime." But... Sometimes you're guilt is peripheral and if it's too peripheral then you don't even try to stop it.

Hym "Well, if you have a sandwich. And a guy is starving on the street and you can see the future and he begs you for food... Do you give it to him?"

Retard "I mean I'd decide..."

Hym "Soooo... You know he's going to starve... But there is a possibility you'll say no.... So.... What would it take for you to say 'No?' "

Retard "Uuuuuummmmm.... I don't know. I would have to just not feel like giving it to him."

Hym "So... The guy doesn't need to live unless you feel like letting him?"

Retard "Uuuuh.... Well... I mean, I'm the good one so I would let him live but I wouldn't have to if I didn't want to..."

Hym "So.... What would it take for you to NOT help them? What would it take for you to not give them the sandwich? What would he have to do?"

Retard "I don't know. I would have to not want to. It would be at my discretion."

Hym "Well... Does he have to trade his life for yours?"

Retard "What?"

Hym "I mean... You have the sandwich... He's going to die if he doesn't get it... Should he have to willing give up his life so you get to keep your sandwich if taking your sandwich doesn't effect your ability to get subsequent sandwich?"

Retard "It's MY sandwich!"

Hym "Right but... If you're not going to give up a sandwich for his life then... Why should he give up his life for your sandwich? And it's not even the sandwich it's the sandwich in abstraction and in aggregate..."

Retard "You're evil!"

Hym "..... And?"

by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

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