Dead Baby Jokes

A joke made in light of dead babies.

dead baby jokes

Q) What is the best way to get dead babies out of a blender?

A) With chips.

by BananaBurtSpamovich May 25, 2006

Dead Convo

When a conversation on the internet or phone goes silent because both people have nothing to say and neither tries any conversation starters.

"How is your girlfriend doing?"
"She's good."
"Oh that's good."
"Yup."
...
"Dead convo?"
"Sure thing."

by conversecrunk December 13, 2009

Deadbolt

To pin your partner in a position that they cannot get out of while involved in sexual intercourse.

Emily wanted me to fuck her hard last night. To show her I was boss I had to get on top and deadbolt her to the bed

by Uptown Livy April 10, 2017

Wave a Dead Chicken Over It

A term commonly used in technology meaning to do some useless, unhelpful thing in hopes it will solve a problem. For example, restarting your computer.

Intern: AGH! My computer froze!
Supervisor: Well, why don't you just wave a dead chicken over it; restart it.

by Leah77777777777777777777 October 4, 2008

House of the Dead 2

A term used to describe any game with atrocious voice acting.

This game's story and gameplay are good, but it's voice acting makes it a House of the Dead 2!

by Prof. Goldman February 19, 2010

dead beat baby daddy

loser, sperm donor, jerk who doesnt pay child supprt, still lives with mother, does not work..

i wanted to buy my son a new dresser, but my dead beat baby daddy hasnt paid no money for child support in a year and im deadddd broke!!! aint got no money for extra crap

by Robin Berry January 20, 2009

Dead hand gang

Sitting on your hand for 10-15 minutes, until you're hand goes numb, then masturbating.
Originates from the UK television show, The Inbetweeners.
Also known as the 'Dead Hand Game'

I joined the dead hand gang last night over a picture of your mother!

by Cheeky Definition Cunt January 23, 2016