dead sheep

V. The act of shearing someone's pubic hair while he/she is intoxicated or passed out.

Tony was so intoxicated last night, I dead sheeped his 31 years of man growth.

by AMacAttack September 14, 2013

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Dead Crackers

A funny substitute for DeadA$$.

Are you "DEADCRACKERS" right now?
Dead Crackers though, you need to hop off.

by cj2009cj February 4, 2012

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dead week

where universities choose to stop having parties because staying takes up our whole lives.....unless you go to the university of Alabama.

dude theres no parties this weekend its dead week...lets go to Alabama.

by Duduhaha December 6, 2018

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dead ass

dead ass is a word to use when you are confirming something someone else said.

person 1"hey i'm going to the bar later"

person 2 "Dead ass?"

by dankmemestar420 December 16, 2018

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dead weight

The weight at which you can no longer live with yourself weighing so much.

300lbs is my dead weight. I will eat a shell if I ever see that number on the scale.

by Jaried P Rise January 2, 2019

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incredible song by the used off their new album (that surprisingly doesn't suck at all even though we all thought it would)
it. will. fucking. BLOW YOUR MIND.
it makes me wanna get fucked hard. :)

it's about zombies.
zombies turn me on. bert turns me on. very win/win.

loser kid: "blah blah blah some shit about shit"

sweet kid: "sorry what? wake the dead just came on and i fucking creamed my pants again. this is getting ridiculous."

loser kid: "you what?"

save your day, listen to it NOW!!!!!

by mina loves you December 28, 2008

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