spread them cheeks like butter

when thy is in intercourse with a female and dedicates his time to spread thy women's legs to insert the buttery cock into thy woman

bro talking to other bro: "bro last night i totally spread them cheeks like butter"

by ripper38 November 19, 2018

Mallard Creek

The best school in Charlotte, NC. The best school in CMS. Second only to Providence in test scores, the best at football and basketball, and the most swag. We rock at every sport, so be jealous. Theatre Kids are definitely the best, but DECA kids are alright too. Biggest Multicultural club, ever. Our teachers are better than the rest, but most of all, the students are the finest, coolest, best there are. Basically, you want to go there, so transfer.

1.
-Dude, I'm not zoned for Mallard Creek, but I really want to go there.
-Man, just fake your address and go there. It's worth it.

2.
-Vance kid: I wish I went to MCHS
-North Meck kid: I wish I went to MCHS
-Hopewell kid: I wish I went to MCHS
-POB kid: I wish I went to MCHS
-South Meck kid: Where is MCHS?

(Northside schools go harder.)

by MCHSgirl July 5, 2011

Cheeky Beer

That most glorious of things: a beer at an otherwise inappropriate moment with a dear friend.

You/they: 'Fancy a Cheeky Beer?'
They/you: 'I really ought to get back to work, but for you my sweetness… We'll make an exception!'

by little-miss can't do wrong September 10, 2011

cheekies

when you meet-n-greet your friends or family with a side-kiss, but really, you just touch cheeks and make the kissy sound

"Oh, hi!! *cheekies* I haven't seen you a while, how are you?"

by girl April 25, 2005

beat them cheeks

To have anal intercourse with a girl not a guy. (See "Gay ass pounding")

Damn dawg last night I was with Amy and I beat them cheeks.

by Jackaria July 16, 2006

cheeky

verb; to be
i. clever
ii. sharp sighted
iii. wise beyond your years
iv. sassy
v. intellectually challenging and captivating

cheeky can be seen interrogating grown adults who shit their pants scared out of their screw ups by choice of weapon; words

cheeky is my cheekiest BEST. suck a nut bitches.

by inLovew/cheekie February 4, 2009

Johns Creek

Johns Creek: the land of the fake and pretentious. Girls sport their Miss Me Jeans and split ends whilst showing off their $19.99 Polo's from Marshalls. Guys dress as "LAX Bros" with their hair flipped to the side and their khakis to match. Moms usually have their Cubic Zirconium earrings in, their Miss Me Jeans blinged out and their PTA membership alongside.
Families are mainly middle class, as most like to show off their supposed 'money' by buying discounted designer items. Middle schoolers usually 'party' at Club Flash (wow you're so hardc0o0o0ore...NOT).

Bitches lurk the suburban town of Johns Creek deprived of attention..truth is, Johns Creek is a fake, pretentious town where nothing is like it seems. Bitches will lie and deceive to receive their highly anticipated attention, guys will go for the ugly, easy hoes, and moms will scheme their way to the top of the PTA board.
Johns Creek = worst town on earth, full of wannabes.

Dude 1: "Where are you moving?"
Dude 2: "Johns Creek..."
Dude 1: "Woah that place is RICH AS HELL.."
*Dude 2 goes to Johns Creek*
Dude 2: The fuck? Rich as hell my ass...

by turtledie November 15, 2011