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covided

yeah broski i was covided by your step-ladder
by tropiccc June 16, 2021
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Covid-Q

/ a term of address for all the people a person knows during the covid-19 virus quarantine in 2020
*starts live stream*
What up all my Covid-Q’s out there in tv land
by ThewhapticK April 9, 2020
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Asymptomatic COVID

Carrying infection (the COVID virus) without symptoms of illness.
DOCTOR: Sir, your physical exam is fine, but your COVID test is positive, meaning you are asymptomatic COVID carrier.

ME: Whaat, bruh? Naw, I feel good! I ain’t infected! What am I infected with?
DOCTOR: COVID, the test was for COVID. You are infected. With the COVID virus.

ME: That’s some bullshit! That ain’t me! I’m good, baby! 100% Beastmode!!
DOCTOR: Sorry sir, but the tests are accurate. You are an asymptomatic COVID carrier and you are at risk of infecting others.

ME: you ain't hearing me? Beast-fuckin’-Mode!

DOCTOR: You’ll need to quarantine yourself and wear a mask more consistently, to prevent the spread of COVID.
ME: Quara-what? Mask whaaa? Masks kill people! Nobody wore a mask and lived, EVER! You want me to die? Thought you was a doctor?!
DOCTOR: MmmKay. Sir. If I may...?

1) stop being a little bitch.

2) think about others you might infect.

3) wear your fucking mask, you bitchass fucktard.

4) Where my copay at, son???

ME: It’s just a fuckin conspiracy from the MMI (mask manufacturing illuminati)…fucking masks…
DOCTOR: Oh, and the mask covers you mouth AND YOUR NOSE. Because the COVID virus is up in your nose. So cover your fucking nose, Captain Beastmode. Stethoscope droppppp!!
by Magic Brain Pills September 6, 2020
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it's giving covid

when something or someone doing something resembles a trend from 2020/2021. oftentimes something cringe or outdated.
person A is watching sofia the first while drinking whipped (dalgona) coffee.
person B: you still make that drink?
person A: yeah it's good.
person B: it's giving covid.
by len_ny December 23, 2023
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The big covid

Period of time in history in which you wished all of your enemies got crushed by a furnace, but they didn’t.
2020-???
My dad just wished one day for the big covid: except he has no friends.
by Letter E May 25, 2021
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Covid Hobbid

A hobby that one picked up during the COVID-19 pandemic
During quarantine, my COVID hobbid was popping pills and completing puzzles.
by covidhobbid May 6, 2021
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Covidally

Something caused by situations arising from the COVID-19 pandemic that started in March 2020 in China
"Hi Customer Service, I covidally couldn't return the parcel on time so can I please get a new return label?"
(When you couldn't go to the post office to post an item for return as you were self-isolating at the time.
by HypnoClown July 29, 2022
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