coal creek Colorado

redneck town where every one drives trucks or old cars the water fall best place to chill great place for old rednecks with no life or job

coal creek colorado is like many other redneck town mom and paps only store for miles

by crazy redneck kid February 26, 2011

Coloring Book

The act of ramming your dick so hard and fast into a woman, she begins to bleed. This is when you remove your cock, and begin drawing on her crying face.

Yeah, I drew a picture of a Giraffe on Becky's tear-filled face.

by Kojack December 15, 2003

Colorado

A bad place with nothing to do, unless your a druggie

This place sucks, yeah it must be Colorado

by CJ1600 March 31, 2010

colorado

place where absolutely nothing exciting ever occurs, besides the stock show, cow tipping, and skiing/snowboarding in the winter. none of which are that cool anyway.

person #1: Where are you from?
person #2: Colorado
person #1: that sucks

by iamextremelybored January 2, 2007

color guard

the people in JROTC the hold the flags in the ugly little harnesses.

commander: present colors!

color guard: *picks up flag and puts it in harness*

by fergalicious November 18, 2006

colorado

colorado is a place of abundant pretencious liberal sluts who enjoy mamma kitty titty nipples, oily faces, incest, enjoy announcing EVERY time they work out, have "guilty musical pleasures" like Kelly Clarkson, accuse people of stealing things EVERYDAY, calling people neat when they've never met them, obsessing over college guys they don't know, developing irrational obsessions, drunk calling people they've never met, "kind of" having sex with people,making shortened names for everything and everywhere, using suppositories, advertising their highschool popularity and bragging about how much they miss the mountains, and how the most beautiful, intelligent, athletic, in shape, healthy, most popular, funniest and wonderful people could only come from this most outrageously OVERRATED state.

Person A(from colorado):"I miss the mountains!"
Person B(from ANYWHERE else):"Please go back to them!"

by William Blue Beauford Drake January 2, 2007

Through Rose Colored Glasses

A 2008 open-source novel. It's a work of science fiction by American author Andre Infante.

Man 1: Dude, I'm reading this novel online called Through Rose Colored Glasses. I can edit it too!
Man 2: Wait...
Man 2: So basically, you're editing someone else's writing for free?
Man 1: Yeah, dude - it's totally web 2.0!
Man 2: Why am I hanging out with you again?
Man 1: I locked you in my basement, remember? Now let's play dress-up.

by Andre Infante June 19, 2008