Chris Sails

A Bitch ass nigga that ain’t good for shit oh yea and he Ugly Asf

Camryn:”Girl I started talking to this boy he better not be a damn Chris Sails.”
Cali:”Girl hell nah a Angel the shit.”

by Don’t ask me why June 29, 2018

Chris Angel

A not-so-popular magician that has created TV shows, "Chris Angel: Mindfreak" of his work. He takes a metal genre image on through his show, appearance, and audience. He performs stunts as well as tricks, mainly phsycology.

Guy: Chris Angel is on tonight
Guy2: So?

by mousemutant June 11, 2006

Dirty Chris

Passing a bloody fart after being railed in the ass by multiple 300lb black men.

I sure let out one hell of a dirty Chris after my usual weekend activities with the boys.

by Heartyoumeanit August 1, 2016

Chris hair

a style of hair involving semi-long hair typically worn by adolescent-teenage Caucasian males of the punk/indie/emo persuasions.

Cheer up, emo kid, and change your Chris hair to a buzz cut.

by pseudonym, bitches December 4, 2006

Chris Martin

To wet the bed. Derived from the whining, middle class mummy's boy singer of the same name who trawls out tedious, insipid lift music with meaningless bed wetter's lyrics as part of Coldplay. Such music is normally listened to by fat balding men in their 40's whilst driving to do some hateful job in their Ford Focus.

Little Johnny is going through his Chris Martin phrase

by Menitals November 27, 2009

Chris Jones

When you sleep with a bi-polar chick during her manic phase.

That guy's doing a Chris Jones and totally preying on that bipolar chick's manic hornyness.

by flybuyzzz August 21, 2011

Chris Crocker

A word used to describe a total fag. Named after total fag, Chris Crocker, who is a boy who thinks he is a ghetto girl who talks about Britney Spears.

"Leave Britney Alone!"-Chris Crocker talk.

by Anonymous PiMP March 19, 2008