captain salty

Someone who finds entertainment of ruing the game of his friends. Otherwise known as a giant cock-block.

Mike thought it would be funny to tell the group of girls that his friend was gay.

by Heinz 57 August 27, 2003

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Ultimate Captain

The use of Captain Morgan's rum as a milk substitute and pouring over a luscious bowl of Captain Crunch.

That nigga Garet is so fucked up he thinks he will get mad pussy if he has the ultimate captain

by LiqourBonger October 23, 2008

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faggot captain

The cheif or second in command of all faggots or gays in ones own domain or sphere of influence. Usually quite skilled at ass fucking and cock sucking. May also have the voice of a little girly boy.

Percy Jetter was a dainty little faggot captain who enjoyed ruling over his queer peers.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. November 6, 2006

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Captain morgan

To approach ones sexual partner from the rear position; the male takes a knee to position himself behind ones partner in a manner similar to the stance of Captain Morgan, the mascot of spiced rum.

I saw a dude this morning who always comes into the office standing at the computers like a pirate... we call him Captain Morgan!

by Surakusa April 22, 2008

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Castagneri

A noun describing a person capable of inspiring extreme awe. Direct allusion to the family name "Castagneri," of Italian origin meaning "chestnut seller," or possibly "nutty."

See that guy with the mustache? He's a real Castagneri. I want to be like him someday.

by DomenicaCorona September 22, 2013

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