ovarian-cancered

The female version of cock blocked.

Christine: So what happened with Sarah and that dude last night?
Rachel: Oh, you mean Brad? Well, they were going to hook up, but I ovarian-cancered her.

by Catastophe Waitress September 6, 2005

The Cancer

1. A slang or slang-like term for any malignant growth or tumor caused by abnormal and uncontrolled cell division(Cancer) "the" is useally left out of the word leaving just "cancer". It is now used in a humorous way to make fun of cancer in some way, or just be silly.

2. A person who is born and has the astrological sign of "cancer"(the crab). Guys who ask for girls "signs" are typically losers who don't useally get with girls. Their lame attempt at communication with the said girl is useally ended upon her request. If it doesn't the police useally get involved, and the loser's night is spent in jail, rather then with the girl.

A.
Example 1)
Guy # 1: Hey man what do you think this tumor is?
Guy # 2: Dude I think its the cancer

Example 2)
Girl : I think I got the cancer, damn!

B.
Dude # 1 : Hey you see that sweet girl last night?
Dude # 2: see her? I banged the cancer last night
Dude # 1: No you didn't you pussy
Dude # 2: yeah your right...It was in my dream, I never banged anyone...

by Nodako March 11, 2008

cancer

the hunter class of hearthstone

facehunter is cancer

by jeffboy June 9, 2015

Noob Cancer

The sickness that you get when a noob is so freakin noobie that you want to kill yourself, but you cant because you know you have to get to lvl 80!

OMG! Shut up noob, you're giving me a case of Noob Cancer.

by Brocklie February 22, 2009

Cancer Close

To be so close to a person you acquire cancer due to second hand smoke.

"Me and johnny lived so close to each other it was almost cancer close"

by Pat_the_Cat October 8, 2009

Cancer

Cancer is a loving, sweet, considerate, and introverted person. They act tough when really they just want to be loved and be told they are important. They pair mostly with Scorpios or Pisces. Cancers try their best to do everything they can to fit in and act normal when all they want to do is find their true love. When they find that person, nothing else matters besides that.

What’s your sign?

I’m a cancer...
Makes sense

by Someone you don’t know..... March 7, 2019

cankerworm

A fucking dick you dumbass.

Oh my god! That girl has a cankerworm!

by None of your fuckin buisnuess May 16, 2007