governor's call

n. A last hope of salvation from a dreadful end. Originally a last-minute reprieve from an execution but now a generic term.

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The election Tuesday may ruin America no matter who wins.

Yeah. The only thing that can save us now is a governor's call.

And just who would the "governor" be in this case?

I do not know. God? George Washington? Putin? I am not a Poli-Sci major.

by gnostic3 November 6, 2016

rebooty-call

The act of making a 2nd booty call after the first one fails. Similar to "rebooting" a PC after it crashes.

Ash: So did you get lucky last night with that chick from the club or did you have to make your usual booty call?

Dustin: I called Michelle for my usual booty call but when her car ran out of gas on the way over therefore I had to rebooty-call Sherry. Thank god she has a Prius !

by three-m February 2, 2010

calling professor

another term for visiting professor.

The college has more calling professors than permanent ones.

by uttam maharjan July 11, 2011

Mary Call

Mary Calls are knows to be amazing once you first meet them, but as you really get to know them, you'll see how shitty they are and how manipulative they can be. They will do anything and everything to make sure you do what they want. You don’t realize how you’re being toyed with until you have a falling out, you will definitely have many of those. And every single time they promise to be nice about it and say they’ll never hurt you again, it's a lie. They say they’ll get better. Bullshit. More lies.

In short, Mary Calls are not to be trusted, when you see them, Avoid! Avoid! Avoid!
Save yourself.

"Yo Johnny! Look at that Mary Call over there! She's such an asshole!"

by MilkedYaMum February 1, 2018

Homer Call

A sports term used to describe a call that is obviously biased to the home team, while calls for the away team are more droll, boring, insulting, or quiet.

Homer call, after home team scores:
"INCREDIBLE! THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER!!!!!!! (Home Team) SCORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

After away team scores:
"This is so sad I feel like puking looking at it!"

by Maximum_Spider December 14, 2012

Call A Marine

Marines are horny and adaptable individuals who are always ready when needed, like bar fights or getting a plump woman laid

Call a Marine
Instead of 911
They’re built to improvise, adapt and overcome
When you’re in knee deep and you’re up shit’s creek
And you’ve tried everything
Tell you what you do
Call a Marine!

by Bob Saget Does Oral July 20, 2018

Curtain call

The moment you take the blindfold off your girlfriend to reveal who really was having sex with her.

You should have seen her face after the curtain call.

by Scizzott 402 July 26, 2022