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Turkish Grease Cake

A pancake stuffed with a heady concoction of banana and sugar. The Turkish Grease cake is cooked using an inordinate amount of sunflower oil and finished off under the grill which caramelises the sugar like a crude Brule. Eaten by dim witted stoned people of Turkish extraction. In some cultures the Turkish Grease Cake is referred to as a Greco Lard Pattie.
As in 'would you like a Turkish Grease Cake?'-

'no I'm not stoned'
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Wait, it's all cake?

Wait, it's all cake? -The other astronaut points a gun at the first one and says- "Always has been."
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