Brown Waffle

The act of taking a dump on someones chest than smacking it with a tennis racket.

Revealing the waffle and possibly putting maple syrup on it than eating it.

Me and my boyfriend had a romantic night of giving each other brown waffles, I know he's the one

by foundation982 June 18, 2009

Yellow and Brown

A name given to the sexual activities of golden showers and brown showers.

I posted an advert in the sex contact magazine for a women into yellow and brown.

by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004

brown bag it

1 When having sex with a really ugly girl you put a brown paper bag over her head to cover her ugliness. Often in reference to girls with a butter face
see also: paper bag it

guy 1: Man, she is so ugly...
guy 2: I'd brown bag it.

by Myke D. July 16, 2005

chris brown

[phone]

Chris brown should not be forgiven

by everyonewillknow July 28, 2009

Jack Brown

When you go down on a girl and she shits or farts on your face

"Hey man heard you gave that girl a jack brown"

by jack knighthawk brown December 8, 2014

Brown Hat

when you fart and there happens to be someone's head right by your ass either bending over to tie a shoe, etc, or an unfortunate child walking by....

i was doing the dishes and let one rip just as my son walked by, gave the poor kid a brown hat...

by cosmic charlie January 28, 2009

Joshua Brown

Is the most sexiest guy you will ever meet, hes sweet, caring,and the best boyfriend you could ever ask for,hes cool, and well see the best in you through whatever, if you know of one don't ever let them go. :)

Daphne Keely Loves Joshua Brown Because He Is Amazing !

by Dominiquekeely May 13, 2012