Blinder

When you get a blow job from someone that you met on Tinder.

Last night I went out with this girl I just matched up with and I got a Blinder.

by c-dunc May 12, 2014

Pussy Blind

When a woman is so fat, that you've got to open her blinds up.
To have a woman rule your life.

Man she had a massive pussy blind.

by superostia November 12, 2003

Blind Helicopter

For a guy, while masturbating, at the point of climax, he closes his eyes and gyrates his dick around in a circle, getting jizz everywhere, but is unable to see where it landed until he is finished and opens his eyes.

Lance had to clean his sheets after pulling a blind helicopter; jizz was everywhere!

by Steven/Mitch October 13, 2008

brown eye blind

The craftful art of taking cream cheese an inserting it cold into ones anus and let it melt. At that point you take an exploding shit on your partners anus covering the "brown eye" with a milky white film.

Frequently used on bagels as a spread after coitus

This is also known as the "birds eye" due to the similarity to bird shit.

I taught her a lesson by giving her the brown eye blind, then i made a bagel!

by brianssmithsmom May 18, 2010

blend

A posh word for bellend, safe for use at work or other related places.

An abbreviation off bellend; b'lend

What did you do that for Bizbo !? You're such a blend

by BDR Beanz April 18, 2010

European Blender

When 3 people eat out eachother buttholes and the same time, and using their tongue in a whirlwind motion.

I just got popped in the butt,and I didnt get the European Blender.

by Jerry Capute January 4, 2006

refrigerator blindness

It's the temporary blindness after looking into the refrigerator light at night.

Steven: Damn, last night I banged my head after reciving a nice bit of refrigerator blindness.

by Shiptar January 26, 2008