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Stav is a cool, funny and very 7wow girl. Stavs are good friends, kind and have amazing personalities. Stav has .5 photos of the forehead of everyone on planet earth and has embarrassing photos of all her friends. Stav also likes watching TV series and has very good taste in watching the right ones. She has watched Sherlock (highly recommended), and lately, has been obsessed with the show good omens but in healthy way (maybe?). She is also very successful, and will easily find a worthy date for the Yale ball (if you want I can introduce you to people as the girl who broke up with Gustav Klimt and broke his heart). She also has a cool friend who wishes her happy birthday, promises to be there for her during Yale and requests all embarrassing photos she has of him will be shown ONLY to Emma (also Tamar is ok, but only if it comes up naturally). he (the friend) also has a super good, original and uncommon hairstyle, likes to eat flakes and definitely doesn't play clash royal (we've decided to ignore that...).
HAPPY BIRTHDAY STAV!!!🥳🥳🥳
HAPPY BIRTHDAY STAV!!!🥳🥳🥳
random guy at yale: "Stav you are so amazing, can you be my date to the Yale ball?
Stav: "I need to think about it. so many other people asked me so i have so many options and its really difficult to make a decision."
Stav (birthday) - i need to inculde the word im defining...
also, happy birthday !!!🥳🥳🥳
Stav: "I need to think about it. so many other people asked me so i have so many options and its really difficult to make a decision."
Stav (birthday) - i need to inculde the word im defining...
also, happy birthday !!!🥳🥳🥳
by 7wow October 4, 2023
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As you are performing coitus in the doggie position on your lover's birthday (or anytime really) - Step 1. Light a candle and stick it into a cupcake -- Have at ready! Step 2. Slowly and gently bring the cupcake forward towards your partner's view. Step 3. Sweetly whisper 'Happy birthday' in your partner's ear. Step 4. (now this is the tricky part and takes precision timing) As you conclude your birthday whisper, swiftly remove your penis from your partner's vagina and abruptly insert it into the anus and provide one muscular thrust inward (trap ALL that air!). CRITICAL STEP!! - Once she rears back in shock from the surprise birthday entry, strategically position the cupcake WITH lit candle directly in-line of the beehole while simultaneously plungering your schwantz out with great torque, friction, and quickness for the best airy effect (chef's kiss). If done correctly and the timing is just right, this will extinguish the candle's flame all in one assertive, swiveling exit.
Now to Step 5 - At this point, your birthday girl may have thought the surprise was over -- but oh no. Step 5. After the candle has been properly extinguished, bring the cupcake back to your lover's view to make a wish! Step 6. As the wish is being verbally shared, begin to sensually smear the cupcake all over her face while singing 'Happy birthday to you....happy birthday to youuuuu...' ---- She'll never forget it! :)
As you are performing coitus in the doggie position on your lover's birthday (or anytime really) - Step 1. Light a candle and stick it into a cupcake -- Have at ready! Step 2. Slowly and gently bring the cupcake forward towards your partner's view. Step 3. Sweetly whisper 'Happy birthday' in your partner's ear. Step 4. (now this is the tricky part and takes precision timing) As you conclude your birthday whisper, swiftly remove your penis from your partner's vagina and abruptly insert it into the anus and provide one muscular thrust inward (trap ALL that air!). CRITICAL STEP!! - Once she rears back in shock from the surprise birthday entry, strategically position the cupcake WITH lit candle directly in-line of the beehole while simultaneously plungering your schwantz out with great torque, friction, and quickness for the best airy effect (chef's kiss). If done correctly and the timing is just right, this will extinguish the candle's flame all in one assertive, swiveling exit.
Now to Step 5 - At this point, your birthday girl may have thought the surprise was over -- but oh no. Step 5. After the candle has been properly extinguished, bring the cupcake back to your lover's view to make a wish! Step 6. As the wish is being verbally shared, begin to sensually smear the cupcake all over her face while singing 'Happy birthday to you....happy birthday to youuuuu...' ---- She'll never forget it! :)
My special lady, Betty, got the quiverjibbles after I laid a perfect Colorado Birthday surprise on her!
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