sperm beans

Slang for the portion of the male genitalia which manufactures sperm (the testicles).

Man, he ain't NEVER gonna be havin' no kids after THAT hit to da sperm beans!

by Abe Yancey November 10, 2008

care bearsturbate

when you buy a care bear and proceed to masturbate at mcdonalds while ordering a large coke when you get your large coke you then proceed to ejaculate in your large coke and tip it onto your care bear you then proceed to eat the bear and vomit onto a nearby sheep

i just care bearsturbated now im in jail YOLO

by rocking peoples domes 24/7 bro May 1, 2014

bionic penis beams

n. sperm

I created a small human in a woman's baby chamber using bionic penis beams.

by SirLinnell April 13, 2004

beans

Information on yourself or someone that can be used as blackmail. Most commonly information on cheating on another girl, or hooking up with a hideously looking creature known as roast beef.

DUDE DONT SPILL THE BEANS!!

Man you better not tell him cuz i got beans.

THE BEANS ARE BAKIN!

by b stouff May 3, 2004

Crack Beans

What crack cocaine is really made from, a small bean that grows into a crack plant, to produce, even more crack beans.

Crushed to get the crack.

Yo nigga, pass the crack beans, my supply is gettin' low dawg.

by Big Niggger August 19, 2007

nigga jelly beans

The bigger cheap type jelly beans that black families give to their kids. They usually have the nasty black lickerish jelly beans mixed in with them.

Are these the nigga jelly beans or are these better jolly rancher type?

by eel79 March 20, 2008

cool beans

a slang word meaning "cool" or "awesome" usually used by idiots

"I am an idiot so I will say cool beans because I am an idiot."

by e-boy November 28, 2003