Jew-Walker

Rich people who are generally cheap who like to take evening walks on their massive piece of lake-front property.

Mr. and Mrs. Taylor are such Jew-Walkers. All they do is walk around their lake-front property.

by E-surance and Mad dog August 22, 2008

jew ton

A large quantity of something, like that a jew might have. Typically refers to valuable.

Also: jew tonne, metric jew ton
Syn: jew load

Etymology: first used to refer to quantities of jew gold, which is itself a reference to South Park.

"Achmed, how much equipment did you end up ordering yesterday from Newegg?"
"Oh, like a fucking jew ton."

by Teh Achmed January 11, 2009

Jew-rettes

someone who overly speaks of money

Allen:God, ever since Dylan got his 100$ he's been rubbing it in my face!
Andrew: I know, total case of Jew-rettes

by Freakingjewsman December 22, 2008

jew game

having NO game

foo, you got some jew game.. and in urban dictionary, thats NO fuckin game

by jewgamedescription March 31, 2009

jew pretzel

bad jew....jew capable of being twisted into a pretzel...more commonely used as a general putdown by random people...fo shizzle

you jew pretzel...you make me wanna rape a midget

by Shiblet February 6, 2008

jew picnic

a particularly loud gathering of people, or an unusually loud group.

Man it was so loud in that bAr it sounded like a jew picnic in there...

by deeeeee December 29, 2007

Jew Star

Star of David, often referred to as the Jew Star. If you have a Jew Star on you/near you you are a will be cremated/burned/shot/raped while Germans are laughing their ass off.

Big Bob: How do you fit 100 Jews in car?

Anne Frank: IDK how?

Big Bob: 2 in the front, 2 in the back and 96 in the ash tray.

Anne Frank: ...

Jew Star

by sko7 May 2, 2009