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Asshole

A gateway to that the devil himself is trying to pry open with his own hands if you've had one bit of Taco Bells menu.
Guy 1: no one told me my asshole would be burning.
Guy 2: What'd you expect from this two hour anal session?
by TheAssholeCleanersDotcom August 1, 2022
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asshole

The language spoken in the Netherlands by those born there
Hey what language is that person speaking - guy 1
Flikker op klootzak - dutch person
Oh ignore them they are just speaking asshole - guy2
by staples are tasty October 8, 2022
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Asshole Tourette’s

The result off over eating too much greasy food. You end up shitting your brains out in an uncontrolled manor.
I had KFC for lunch and Mexican for dinner and a long night of Asshole Tourette’s. As a side note, I lost 10 lbs.
by Dirk Diggler Stunt Double December 28, 2022
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Asshole shit cock

When your friend does something stupid you say asshole shit cock
your such an asshole shit cock
by Poopy Whoopy March 20, 2023
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asshole butt baby

A person who was born from an anal creampie that dripped from the woman's asshole into her pussy creating pregnancy.
(someone) was being a real Asshole Butt Baby the other night on call.
by unkattack9000 February 10, 2023
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Living Asshole

The worst teacher in a certain subject at school.
Yo dude Mrs. Denny is the living asshole of the Spanish department.
by OG Hamslammer November 4, 2010
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holiday asshole

N. A person who at a festive event, wedding, holiday, party, is is being an asshole, or just makes an ass out of themselves and ruins it for everybody.
The christmas party was awesome until Brad upper decked the bathroom and got us kicked out of the party, what a holiday asshole.

Somebody put xanax in the hunch-punch, what a holiday asshole.

He said he pulled out,what a holiday asshole.

I want to trade some of my .22 bullets for some .50 BMG, what a holiday asshole.

He dropped an X pill in the fishtank, what a holiday asshole.

That dock rat covered my shit in feta cheese, what a holiday asshole.
by Governor Captain Jack December 8, 2013
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