Goosed Up

The term used by white chicks when referring to wearing their Canada Goose jackets in cold weather.

"I was all goosed up and the wind still got to me."

by hommechap January 11, 2019

Goose

A term used when you make a mistake that normally on geese are capable of.

Boss: Who gave out my personal phone number?
Employee: It was me sir I totally goosed it all up.

by TrainingPlank June 24, 2022

Goose

Hjonk

Person 1: dude you see that goose over there
Person 2: yeah
Goose: HJONK

by Dovekinz March 30, 2020

Wild Goose Chase

See Wild Goose Chase.

My friend sent me on a wild goose chase trying to figure out what it meant.

by ShotgunPixie April 20, 2024

Goose

A Canadian slang term for penis.

My Girlfriend is the best! She cooks, she cleans, and she sucks on my goose!

His towel fell in the locker room and I saw his goose.

His goose was so big, I could only take half of it in my pussy.

by Matt Luscious March 2, 2023

RJ Oliver Goose

A fat ugly cunt who’s dad is a rich motherfucker

“RJ Oliver Goose is a fool”

by Antvenom888 November 25, 2021

Goosed

the stage of pollution when drunk and high

Gav got Goosed at longitude

by goosage (•)(•) July 4, 2023