Apple Laptops

Pieces of overpriced shit

Your an Apple Laptops

by Lichking2121 May 1, 2021

Apple-Chaser

Someone willing to do anything, no matter how degrading, for any amount of money; named for the "road apples" left behind by ponies in rural town streets.

That apple-chaser has been climbing into garbage bins to collect cans for recycling. He's do anything for to put jink in his coin-purse.

by Zed Numar July 9, 2021

Apple bobbin

The act of motor boating a girl with a thigh gap's asshole. Preferably when her rear is projected up in the air as to resemble an apple.

Man, that girl at the Walgreens has such a nice ass. I just want to eat it.

Yea, I want to take her apple bobbin'.

by ModernCowboy July 29, 2014

apple fest

When you take a large amount of apples then drill holes in each of them. Once this step is done you fuck the living shit out of each of them

Josh went to the grocery store to have an apple fest

by Kjay Shieu August 21, 2015

Throwing apples

When you accuse someone of doing something without having any form of evidence at all.

"You took my money!"
"No I did not, you're just throwing apples!"

by TinyBluDragon April 27, 2018

ally apple

A damn brick to the head!

When involved in a fight, If you ain't careful, you just might get a ally apple.

by Plah250 October 3, 2018

apple juice

a person who drinks alot off apple juice and is annoing af

-Hello, what you doing?
- Fuck you! "slurps apple juice"

by abraham kalid 9/11 October 25, 2017