Alpha Matt

Alpha Matt is the horniest, hottest, angriest, form of the person known as Matt Diaz. Alpha Matt is known for his Movie Theatre Cruella sex habits and severe desire to fuck every girl that crosses his path. Even more of an urge when she is blonde and a senior. Alpha Matt should be avoided at all costs when enraged (can be most enraged when his lack of pushups are brought up, or the hit song "Sorry Ms Morejon, Justin Bustin part is played). Alpha Matt can and will hit you with a chest strike when enraged, or with the classic Salty Scalp

Fran: Where is Matt
Hansel: YOU MEAN ALPHA MATT

by Macaroni and Cheese Warrior December 18, 2021

alpha perv

a male pervert of the highest order who can't be offended or repulsed by any sexually adventurous act or perversion.

phil an alpha perv was all smiles when the cum whore under the boardwalk took a shine to him.

by ignatz January 27, 2019

The Alpha Wolf

Song-Mixer on Spotify and Gamer that goes by the "gamerstorm790" in Fortnite

OMG IT'S THE ALPHA WOLF!!!

by The Alpha Wolf April 6, 2022

alpha male april

in april, adolescent men ages 13-15 (freshman year) practically go into heat for the first time and just wanna fuck, fuck, and fuck some more. sex is the only thing on their mind and theyre solely concentrated on getting a girl and just like full out his puberty.

girl one: get ready for alpha male april. its coming in fast
girl two: cant wait🙄

by lyerdism March 18, 2019

Alpha

A narcissistic, 130 lb bitch who wants to join the Marine Corps. The type of kid who runs it down mid in League of Legends because he thinks he can 1v5 the other team and complains when he gets absolutely mauled to death. The weak ass idiot who screams alpha, barely does 2 pullups, and falls off the bar because he gassed himself. The pussy who will pick a fight with the Crips all by himself because in the end, he is "the one true alpha"

Brendan: "Did you know Chris Vuong is a faggot ass bitch?"
Clifford: "Nah man. Chris is alpha as FUCK"

by pr0m0nt0ry February 24, 2020

alpha lapd

plays roblox A lot A guy that says E everytime he gets in a complicated situation and he says among us when he hears the word FUCK or SHIT

person 1: oh no, our table, it's broken
alpha lapd: E

by Sello1 April 25, 2022

alpha fairy wolf

yoselin. yoselin. yes ....you yoselin. especially you. you're the most alpha-est person out there but also very graceful like a powerful yet elegant fairy. yoselin. you ARE the ONLY alpha fairy wolf out there.

"mirror mirror on the wall who is the most alpha fairy wolf out of them all?"
"you are YOSELIN."

by lvna July 1, 2024