The Alpha Fuck typically refers to one member of a circle of friends who voluntarily takes on responsibility to make sure the group is headed in the right direction. Often times, the Alpha Fuck takes on initiative that is unnecessary to take, initiative that usually does not benefit the group, in fact it generally worsens an okay situation. It is in the nature of the Alpha Male to try to take charge but ultimately fuck up nicely and make it worse.
(Group of friends hanging out at the park, listening to music, enjoying the nice day)
*Alpha Fuck confidently persists that everyone get up and follow him to the convenience store for snacks*
The walk is a lot longer than he expected, he forgot where the store is, everyone becomes really tired and heads back to the park.
*Alpha Fuck confidently persists that everyone get up and follow him to the convenience store for snacks*
The walk is a lot longer than he expected, he forgot where the store is, everyone becomes really tired and heads back to the park.
by HaHoHeeHooHaHo December 13, 2013
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