August Thirteenth

Is a holiday, started in San Jose California USA. On August 13th also known as bald day is a day that was created to support those whom have to go through chemotherapy. Participants of Bald Day will show there support on August thirteenth by either wearing a plastic bald skull cap or for the hardcore shaving all the hair off their head in hopes of spreading awareness for those living with cancer and or anyone needing chemotherapy for medical treatment.

John: Can you help me shave my head?

Sarah: Why, you don't like your hair?

John: No, a bunch of us are doing it for August thirteenths bald day. Cancer is still a death sentence.

Sarah: I was gonna wear a skull cap but of course I will!

by Walter Phillips May 13, 2013

Angus Steamer

The act where someone named Michael takes a dump on you while eatting an angus burger.

"The guy I hooked up with last night wanted to give me an angus steamer. I was kinda turned on.."

by RawrATard January 2, 2014

Augusta Rose

A respected female. She is southern and classy, respect and honesty are her values. She is a daddy's girl and her mama'a world. She is destined to be a rodeo barrel racer or pageant child. She has that southern accent and she is as sweet as can be!

"Look at that sweet girl! She is so an Augusta Rose!"
"I bet her mama is proud!" "She is so an Augusta Rose!"

by Rodeo Star January 5, 2014

Asgustins

A form of disgusting but dramatically worse.

Ew, honey I found your skid marked underwear in the trash can, that's asgustins.

by Baldheadweiner March 15, 2017

Angus McWhirter

An Angus McWhirter is
(a) a regular on 70s children's tv show, along side host Roy Castle and twin brother, Norris.

(b) rhyming slang meaning, making a woman squirt whilst in the throws of anal sex.

Blimey, I rogered the missus so hard up the log flume she did an Angus

Angus McWhirter

by WainyC70 June 28, 2018

augustian

Brown guy with no license

Examples:
Guy 1: Hey man, do you have your drivers licence?

Guy 2: Nah man! I'm such an Augustian! 😠

by No body loves me Im poor and u November 22, 2018

augustinovitch

The crazy person that will go out of their way to humiliate you and torture you so stay away from any augustinovitchs you see

Dude: Augustinovitch just made me com all over the floor

by Kamikan December 1, 2018