Apple Muncher

Someone who stupidly spends their whole paycheck investing into a iphone hoping to enhance their appearance on social media. (Term for Iphone users)

"Bruh that boy William just dropped 1100 on a iphone what a apple muncher"

"Did you see Steve's new iphone what a apple muncher."

by Hepa(titus) December 3, 2018

Apple Pen

A pen that people waste the fucking money on, because paper is so outdated

Bro: Hey I just bought a new apple pen!

Other Bro: Why?

Bro: because paper is total shit

by By APPLE INC December 25, 2021

Apple bottom

Did you see the shitter on that critter not to mention I herd Morgan.Goodson got them big ol yeezies!!

Morgan Goodson got that Apple bottom ass for real. Makes me wanna give a lol broom broom from the back. Long dick style.

by knows alot about the wordwhore April 22, 2018

Apple Dirty

An alcoholic beverage.

1 part Whiskey
1 part Margarita mix

For best results, use Crown Royal.
Discovered At Indiana University
Drank by Gentlemen. Sip responsibly.

Damn, this apple juice is being dirty to me!

That's cause it's an Apple Dirty.

by Manwiche December 17, 2011

Apple Swirly

When a male dips his testicles into his urine after peeing and flushes the toilet to cause said testicles to swirl around in his Apple juice.

I don’t need a girlfriend to give myself an Apple Swirly! I just need a toilet...

by Jiloss1 December 18, 2018

APPLE god

A person who is so obsessed with apples they freak out when someone else has one

Emma is an Apple god

by Bananaapple April 10, 2019

apple jaice

apple juice, I just wanted to define it but I couldn't. here's apple jaice!

"Have you heard of apple jaice?"

"isn't that just apple juice with a a instead of a u?"

by installation November 16, 2021