puppy toucher

A different way of calling someone a pedophile.

"You see that guy over there? They say he's a puppy toucher."

"A what?"

"Someone who diddles kids."

by Happy125 August 17, 2024

puppy mood

The type of feeling you get when you feel like getting pampered (like a puppy), cuddled, or called a "good boy" by your romantic partner. It often leads to romantic fantasies about such things happened, though the feelings are quickly replaced by shame after a few minutes making you think, "What the hell WAS I thinking?"

A: So, what have you been doing lately?
B: Just laying in all bed with the puppy mood.

by Samuel Forrester November 26, 2024

Semen Puppy

A person who alive thanks to a sperm donor and may not know their ethnic background; a mutt.

Where are you? Puerto Rican? Cuban? Scottish?

I don't know. I am a semen puppy.

by MKCOMEDY January 13, 2013

human puppy

A person who is into the bdsm pet play but generally plays as a puppy .

Hey clerk can I buy this collar , clerk: how old is ur dog , person: oh its for me im the human puppy

by Deadjockman April 3, 2021

Slush puppy

When there is a bukkake and all the guys cum in the same vagina repeatedly

Damn that pussy was slush puppy the fuck up

by Bjones12! November 17, 2019

Smuggling puppies

Used to describe a man's package when it is prominently on display and hard not to notice.

Did you see the pants that John was wearing just walking around smuggling puppies.

by XH2806 July 31, 2022

puppy guts

great on the grill if you add a little salt to them they'll be just right i prefer rat terrier guts over pitbull but it's great on a kabob

i like fried puppy guts

by sumi dumi September 24, 2020