Accountability

blame, in the sense that others are free from blame in assigning "accountability" to others

I want to assure the American People that this administration has assigned full accountability to uh, and that, uh, there are people who are, people in this administration, and that (whoever is scape goat du jour) accepts full accountability - and it's hard work! And we've, uh, he's got a job to do, and he's gonna do it. He's accountable!

by Michael Gannett February 16, 2006

accountabilabuddy

someone that you are partnered with, where you are each responsible for each others actions wether good or bad.

(from Southpark Season - 11, Ep. - 02 "Cartman Sucks")

also see - accountabilabuddyable

1)Butters - "Bradley!! dont jump! youre my accountabilabuddy! hows this gonna make me look??"

2) Counsellor - "this is just as much your fault Butters, Bradley is your accountabilabuddy, that makes you accountabilabuddyable!"

by Matt Wegener May 31, 2007

accroth

n. A attempted prank by delusion in the process of which the prankster actually creates the situation of which the subject is being convinced, but fails to realize the irony therein.

v.t. To subject to an accroth.

4chan accrothed Chris-chan into believing there was a cabal conspiring to trick him, but in the process becoming that very cabal.

by S. Parrychare October 31, 2010

accountabilabuddy

Reference from the show South Park.

A person to whom you are responsible for, and vice-versa for that said person.

Butters, you lost your accountabilabuddy?! You will be held accountabiliabuddiable.

by benormous June 1, 2007

Accountability

Noun: a meaningless term applied to State Standardized testing; generally used to make politicians sound important.

State Senator: Wow, the only student who can't read is the one who never showed up to class all year! We need more accountability for the teachers that did not track that child down and force them to learn.

by hadit January 1, 2005

accelated reader

gayest fucking piece of shit educational program ever

AR is a big load of shit

by Witch Nose October 14, 2004

traffic accident

this word does not exist because any vehicle collision is not accidental. Vehicle collisions are caused by people who do not pay attention to what the hell they are doing while they are operating a vehicle.
Most incidents happen because of poor judgement. Remember to STOP (meaning to fully come to a halt) at STOP signs and Red lights. If turning right on red, stop, look, then proceed if you are clear to do so.
If you are eating whilst driving, do not bend down to look for a fallen object....please, please, please Pull the fuck over first. I don't need your ass plowing into my rear end and having me jump through hoops for insurance matters.
Don't tailgate ( 3 second following distance)
Roads are not race tracks; weaving in and out of traffic only increase your chances of causing a collision
And don't drink or do drugs before driving....most of you fucking crackheads don't even have insurance

There is no such thing as a traffic accident; there are only stupid people who make stupid judgement calls which turn into collisions, which, in turn pisses off other motorists behind them because they can't get to where the fuck they are going on time.

by MIchael Reschke (Former U.S. Marine) June 15, 2006