wood table

An ingrian or simple person, normally very pissy.

Kate Weaver and Michael Iovenko are wood tables after they tried to sell dope to the cops.

by ingrain99 May 15, 2016

Woodass

1: A basic insult
2: Someone who is a prick or ass to people they don't care about

Johnny:Charley is a woodass for being a ass to Tina and not to Sara.

Bryan: Yeah... he does that to only certain people he doesn't like

by Stuzzydog56 October 3, 2016

Woodbine

Good friends are like woodbine

Joseph and Lauren were woodbines

by Laurlentil June 27, 2017

wood staining

The act of changing a white character's race for no reason and casting an actor who is usually black but can be any other race same as white washing but without triggering any outrage. This choice must be met with applause as any who disagree with the casting choice are just racist. Examples include Kingpin in Daredevil, the human torch in the fantastic four and L in The new Death Note.

1: hey did you see they cast Tilda Swinton as the Ancient One in Doctor Strange I'm sick of Hollywood whitewashing?
2. I know it's pretty stupid, could be worse though I just found out they cast Idris Elba as Roland Deschain in the dark tower I'm sick of wood staining too.
1. That's racist!

by 1peefree1y April 18, 2018

woodchapling

A young kid with a big dick and bushy eyebrows.

Milf- That (woodchapling) over there has a big rod.

by Ezra Chapman February 23, 2018

Wood

A god damn tree

Person 1: Look it is wood
Person 2: Well of course it is

by The Lorax October 7, 2018

wood-pus

Wood-pus stands for wooden pussy: a wooden pussy means a floozy, ptretentious, hard to please white girl who doesn't enjoy to have sex.

Mate 1:" Did you hang out with Sabrina?"
Mate 2:" Yes, I did, but it's been a mistake. She kept annoying me from the beginning: I had to pay her dinner, buy her a teddybear at the luna park and bring her home and she didn't even kiss me! She's definitely a wood-pus."

by A spaghettione December 14, 2018