Philly Willy

To cut off the foreskin and wrap it around the person's nose.

usually applied to jewish babies.

Dubbed after the famous Philly.

Or Cutting the toe of your partner and shoving it up their ass.

E.g 1 FRIEND: Dude! whats on your son's nose?

parent:oh just some foreskin, he was Philly Willy 'ed just a few seconds ago by his mother.

E.g 2. Friend :Dude! why are you walking weird?

Victim: oh i just got philly will'ed before i left my house, wbu?

Friend : OH THATS GROSS, YOU MEAN YOU GOT SOMEONES FOOT UP YOUR BACKSIDE? LITERALLY?

by Shihmale August 1, 2010

Moose Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was from Canada.

"That Moose Willis would beat you to a PULP FICTION."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

dick willy

if somebody is feeling especially retarded they may decide it is necessary to use 2 derogative terms for the gluteus maximus rolled into one to make 1 devistateingly insulting insult. although i have only actially herd rowan (the founder of this insult) say "dick willy" i am sure that within the next 10-20 years at least 3 people would have used it.

some retard: kek at ur face lol nub lol ur mum lol lmao pmg rofl z0mfg lol

rowan: shut up you dick willy

some retard: z0mg that was uncalled for dude *crys*

by swizz3r August 7, 2006

Hot Willy

Like a wet willy, but with a half eaten piping hot chip (French Fry).

Awh mate, that bird was absolutely skank, good thing you got rid of her with a hot willy!

by YellowOnYourDog December 7, 2016

little willie

One of the first tanks ever made, was built and founded by Sir einston churchill in 1915 but failed due to it could not cross trenches during World War 1

Too bad that little willie was impractical that little fuckhead tank.

by someww1geek November 27, 2017

little willy

someone that looks like Marlowe and is perfect in every way but has a little dick

hey look your perfect but you have a little willy

by big man, little willy March 19, 2019

willy shakes

when someone is so angry because they are having trouble reciting, taking notes, or trying to decipher Shakespeare

I’ve been trying to memorize these lines for so long, I have the Willy Shakes!!

These notes are so hard, I’m starting to get the Willy Shakes!

I’m so mad because this is so hard to understand, the Willy Shakes are kicking in!!

by anna_j11 February 5, 2019